There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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