I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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