I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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