Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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