Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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