I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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