Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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