her vagine was all disorganized.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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