Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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