please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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