My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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