so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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