Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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