Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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