he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Farmville is her only friend.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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