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All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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