Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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