walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This house was built for laser tag.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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