Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize