The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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