she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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