You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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