goodnight i made you a song goodbye
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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