I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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