so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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