I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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