We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
