it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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