i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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