I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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