Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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