party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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