So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I got inside last night via doggy door
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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