My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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