Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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