No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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