ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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