Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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