North Korea, Best Korea!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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