Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
honey bunches of taint.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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