I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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