This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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