You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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