I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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