How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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