she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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