brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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