Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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