A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also, beer. Big fan.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
