Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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