I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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