I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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