This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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