no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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