I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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