I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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